Bacon Crackers

Ingrediants:
Bacon, Club Crackers, Parmesian Cheese (optional)

Directions:
Cut strips of bacon in half. Wrap the bacon around one club cracker. Place the cracker on a paper towel covered plate (a bacon tray works even better if you have one available). Fill the plate with one layer of wrapped crackers. Keep the bacon and crackers separated on the plate. Microwave until the bacon is cooked. While the bacon is hot add parmesian if you want. Allow to cool and enjoy.

John's Rum Cake

Cake
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1 - 1.5 cups crushed pecans
1 - 18.5 oz. box of yellow cake mix
1 - 3 oz. box instant vanilla pudding
4 eggs
Half cup of cold water
half cup of olive oil
Half cup Bacardi Select rum

Turn on your favorite Bob Marley (or other island music) cd.
Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.
oil and flower your tube/cake pan.
coat the bottom of the pan with the crushed pecans.
Mix all other cake ingredients and pour over the pecans.
Sprinkle a little more rum over the mix in the pan.
Bake in the oven for one hour. Remove from the oven.
Flip the cake over onto another dish or tray.
Poke holes into the top of the cake with a fork or toothpick.
Spoon the glaze onto the cake. Allow some glaze to drip down the sides.
Continue glazing, letting the cake absorb the glaze, until all glaze is used.
Sprinkle the top of the cake with sugar.
Allow cake to sit for a while before eating.

Glaze
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Powdered Sugar
Vanilla
Rum
Mix equal parts vanilla & rum into the powdered sugar until you have an amount & consistency you desire. Tip: You will not need much liquid at all to get the consistency you want.

Super Easy Ice Cream Sandwich Desert

Ingrediants:
Ice Cream Sandwiches, Whipped Cream (or Cool Whip), Chocolate Syrup

Directions

Layer the bottom of a microwave safe tupoware with ice cream sandwiches. On top of the sandwiches spread a layer about 1/4 to 1/2 inch of whipped cream. Drizzle the top with chocolate syrup and repeat these steps to make a second layer. Microwave the dish long enough so that the ice cream starts to melt just a little. Take the dish out of the microwave and place directly into the freezer. Serve frozen.

John's Beanless Chili

You'll Need:
Ground Beef (large amount)
Chicken Breasts
Tomato Sauce (Ground, Crushed, whatever depending on texture desired)
Pork (optional)
Yellow Bell Pepper
Jalepeno Peppers (vary according to hotness desired)
Onions
Garlic (grinding the real stuff yourself is best)
Chili Powder
Cumin Seeds
Curry Powder
Pepper
Olive Oil

Instructions:
First cook the chicken and pork (if using) in a frying pan or on a grill. Then take a large pot (I use 12qt) and pour in some olive oil. Cook the ground beef in the large pot. If you use lean ground beef you don't have to drain the meat after cooking unless you want to.
Then add your tomato sauce to the ground beef. You'll want to turn your temperature to a low setting so that the mixture will simmer. Chop the onions and peppers to small peices and add to the pot. You should also add your garlic at this time. While this is cooking you can shred the chicken and pork. Add the shredded meat and stir. Then add the remaining spices to the mix. Allow this to cook for around 30 minutes before serving. Remember to keep stirring the pot. When serving you can also add your favorite cheese and saltine crackers.

John's Orangorita

What you need:
Margarita Mix (choose your favorite, I use Jose Cuervo)
Vodka
Triple Sec
Orange slices
Sugar
Ice

Directions
Mix 3 parts margarita mix with 1 part vodka and 1 part triple sec. Put mixture in a blender and add ice. Blend. (This can also be served on the rocks) Put sugar onto a plate, wet the rim of the serving glass and dip the rim into the sugar. Pour the drink in the glass and garnish with a slice of orange.

Easy Italian Chicken on Noodles

You'll Need:
Chicken
Egg Noodles
1/2 stick Butter or Marg.
Low Fat Northern Italian Dressing
Lemon
Salt & Pepper

Directions
Place chicken into ziplock bag, add dressing to the bag so that the chicken is covered, seal the bag and place in the fridge for at least one hour.
Put the noodles, in a pot, add water. Cut the 1/2 stick of butter into smaller pieces and add to the pot. Bring water to a boil while stirring periodicaly.
Remove chicken from the plastic bag and grill. Cook the chicken until it is slightly charred on the edges.
Place the cooked noodles on a plate, top with the chicken and add lemon slices to the top of the chicken. Add Salt & Pepper as needed.

John's Famous Green Beans

Ingrediants
2 Cans Green Beans (potatos optional) or frozen green beans
4-6 Strips of Bacon
Brown Sugar
Salt & Pepper

Directions
Empty beans into the pot. Cut the bacon into smaller strips if desired and add them to pot. Add in a large clump of brown sugar. Add salt and pepper to liking. Bring beans to a boil. Turn stove to low and allow to stay warm until serving. Frozen beans may take longer to reach the desired texture.

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